20dp5dt

Yesterday was the third beta test to check hormone levels.

After a lot of wondering and hoping the call came.

Nurses need to start with high numbers first, just saying…

The call started off with the nurse asking the basic questions,  “Can I speak to so-and-so, this is name-and-name from place-and-place, The doctors reviewed your blood work and you are at 109…”    Wait,  What?!  1900’s to 109?  How can this be?  what happened?  I knew I shouldn’t have run that fast to catch some stupid kindergarten from almost being run over by some idiot parent…

“No, no you are in the 109th  percentile.”  Not 109 the level!  I went from wicked sad to wicked elated. “Sorry, your HCG level is 4,100” {Huge sigh of relief and a yay on my end at this point.}  See?  See Puddle on Floor, See Puddle reform into a human.

Gezz, Big numbers first Lady,  BIG NUMBERS.

Because my levels are “Wonderful” I am scheduled to have my first scan on Monday.  Monday!   Hopefully I get to find out how “far along” in the process the peanut is and get to see the uterus expanding the way it should be.

I have been feeling slight twinges of pain on the right every now and then.  I chalk it up to expansion and normal beginnings of pregnancy.

Still cautiously optimistic.

-The Naked Egg

Tummy Woes

Tummy Woes

 

My tummy is all funny,

Gurgle gurgle Plop.

I do not wish to alarm you Hunny,

But, could you make it stop?

 

Gurgle, Gurgle, pout.

I feel the dragon brewing,

the smoke is coming out!

 

Gurgle, Gurgle, Pop.

Oh No!  it’s…

 

BURP!

oh…

 

Gurgle, Gurgle, Sigh

Hopefully this will be a new high.

 

 

Anyone have similar experiences?  My tummy has been in knots and angry with me.  =(

 

– The Naked Egg